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maryjblige:

sucking on my titties like you wanted me calling me all the time like blondie check out my chrissy behind it’s fine all of the time like sex on the beaches what else is in the teaches of peaches? huh? what?

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hyundaimotorsports:

Rhys Millen and his Veloster Turbo were in true form at the Red Bull GRC race in Daytona. Congrats on a first place finish!

Photo: Alison Padron/Red Bull Global Rallycross

best event ive ever been to at the speedway. i hope it sticks. 

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:3

  • me: [sniffs the air] ah, it's almost that time of year again. i'm gonna shove an entire pumpkin up my ass

fucknextweek:

sighofr3li3f:

landspeedrecord:

xvda:

verdugodiscos:

Everyday when I get off the exit by my house in San Bernardino I see the same white foo begging while the homie out here hustling making money.
VERY REAL, VERY TRUE. This is the USA.

V real

wassup

Fuck that kid

#fuckboy 

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